Second Bite Backprint - Unisex T-Shirt
Second Bite Backprint - Unisex T-Shirt
An apple with its eyes crossed out, because being written off and being finished are not the same thing.
The backprint is a green apple with two crosses where its eyes should be and a bite missing from the side. Out of the hole comes a snake in red and purple, entirely uninterested in the verdict. Every device deserves a second bite sits underneath. The di> mark keeps the chest print understated.
The joke has a serious point: hardware gets retired long before it stops working. Replacing is easier than repairing, and the companies selling the replacement prefer it that way. Keeping a device alive costs less, and it saves you relearning something that already did what you needed.
Status was never the newest device. It's the one still running years later, doing a job you picked for it.
Declared dead. Still running.
Size guide
| LENGTH | WIDTH | CHEST | |
| XS | 27" / 68.6 cm | 16 ½" / 42 cm | 31-34" / 78.7-86.4 cm |
| S | 28" / 71.1 cm | 18" / 45.7 cm | 34-37" / 86.4-94 cm |
| M | 29" / 73.7 cm | 20" / 50.8 cm | 38-41" / 96.5-104.1 cm |
| L | 30" / 76.2 cm | 22" / 55.9 cm | 42-45" / 106.7-114.3 cm |
| XL | 31" / 78.7 cm | 24" / 61 cm | 46-49" / 116.8-124.5 cm |
| 2XL | 32" / 81.3 cm | 26" / 66 cm | 50-53" / 127-134.6 cm |
| 3XL | 33" / 83.8 cm | 28" / 71.1 cm | 54-57" / 137.2-144.8 cm |
| 4XL | 34" / 86.4 cm | 30" / 76.2 cm | 58-61" / 147.3-155 cm |
| 5XL | 35" / 89 cm | 31" / 78.7 cm | 62-65" / 157.5-165 cm |
Length and width are the garment laid flat. Chest is measured around the fullest part of your own chest. Measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
The 3001 is a fitted unisex cut — size up for a relaxed fit. Sizes above 4XL are stocked in North America only; orders elsewhere ship internationally and take longer.
Details
Bella + Canvas 3001. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester), 142 g/m², pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
Wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Mild detergent, no bleach, no fabric softener. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Iron inside out only, never directly on the print. Do not dry clean.
Delivery
Made to order. Printed and shipped from the facility nearest you - nothing sits in a warehouse waiting.
Production takes 2–5 business days. Delivery after that: US 3–4 · Canada 3–5 · UK & EU 3–7 · elsewhere 10–20 business days.